The Testosterone Wars
There's never been a shortage of testosterone in our side of the family, for better or worse. I'm not sure why, but we can't seem to procreate and produce a female as a result. I've heard theories about why it hasn't happened, but it's not appropriate for my little blog. I have a twin brother. We don't look alike...it's obvious when you look at us that I tapped into the stores of testosterone and left him wanting (I still love you anyway bro). I had an older brother...no sisters. Mom had her hands full raising three boys. Growing up on a farm, Dad loved the free slave labor though. He always had someone to take care of 1,000 head of hogs when he was on duty at the fire station...sheesh. Though I'm grateful for the experience now, I wasn't a huge fan at the time! Mom tried her best to try, at least, to raise some gentlemen. She would stand in front of a closed door for hours until the thing opened up for her. She was (...